HEY YOU!! Yeah You! Watch your back you never know who might be planning some revenge on you! (;
Do you know what revenge is?
Revenge is to exact punishment for a wrong doing.
Revenge is something that is found all around us, people plan revenge for all sorts of things. There's revenge for murder, fights, rumors, karma, etc. You got it there's revenge for just about anything you do everyday, who knows maybe someone is even plotting revenge for the way you brush your teeth in the morning...you never know! I mean there are even websites where you can even buy revenge, how silly is that? I mean your ex cheated on you, your boyfriend's being a jerk, your mom took your phone away, your neighbor ran over your beloved dog, don't worry about it because there is some sort of revenge out there for you!
Just because I like all my fellow blog viewers, and posters, here are some amazing revenge ideas:
1.) Situation: Your neighbor ran over your dog.
Revenge: You adopt a new dog, and have the neighbor's lawn become the dogs new bathroom. That'll sure show him to watch his driving skills.
2.) Situation: Your boyfriend cheated on you.
Revenge: Call up all of your girlfriends, and have them call their girlfriends, and tell them that he was gay anyways. Oops...looks like he won't be getting any more girlfriends in the future...Sorry!
3.) Situation: Your mom takes your phone away.
Revenge: Buy a new cellphone, and disconnect yours, this way your mom gets stuck with that giant end of contact fee. Ouch...start digging in those pockets mom, that's going to me a hefty fine.
4.) Situation: Your new puppy ate your brand new Tiffany's necklace.
Revenge: Put the puppy's bed outside on your deck for the night, make sure you put up a gate; we don't want to kill the cute puppy. I'm sure he won't do that again, after enjoying his night outside under the "stars."
5.) Situation: The movie guy scammed you out of $5 on your movie ticket.
Revenge: Next time you go the movies, knowing that you will get scammed again, record this "scam" and report it to his supervisor. He can say bye-bye to his job, awh darn, stinks to be a scam artist.
Here's a great revenge video for you all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk
**All revenge ideas, and situations, were made up by me.**
Revenge tied into Hamlet:
I'm sure all of you have heard of the work of literature "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare, this work of literature is based upon a lot of revenge. The wonderful Prince Hamlet is seeking revenge on King Claudius, who is also his uncle and now father, after Hamlet discovers that Claudius is the one who murdered his father. Not only is Hamlet seeking revenge, but Larates is now seeking revenge, after Hamlet accidently killed his father and his sister, Ophelia, drowns. To help with his revenge Larates seeks the help of King Claudius who is beginning to feel the guilt of him murdering his brother. This will be an interesting twist to see who can survive each others revenge.
Sources:
Dictionary.com. N.p., n.d. Web. 14 Jan. 2013.
<http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/revenge?s=t>.
First, let me start by saying that I think you did an awesome job on this blog! I would have never thought of writing about revenge ideas and situations. It was a very creative and humorous approach to the blog. Also how you talked about revenge in Hamlet was right on spot. Nice job, Taylor!
ReplyDeleteDid you really come up with those ideas by yourself because you had me laughing! It looks like you may have some experience in the revenge area. Good for you, as long as you don't murder your uncle for taking your father's life such as Hamlet has done! That would be frowned upon in many aspects of today's society. I think the connections you made to ideas of getting back at people now days and Hamlet getting revenge was relatively strong and tied together, well done. I think revenge is great if it's not taken to extreme means. I think it's wrong to take someone's life unless protecting your own or someone else. In Hamlet's case, he was doing it to settle his emotional state which is over board. Once again, well done with your blog!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog post! I never knew that there was a place where you could "buy revenge" online, that's crazy! The ideas you included were great, and super creative! I like how you included the idea of revenge in Hamlet, it was a good way to tie the play into our daily lives. I especially like how you added the feeling of guilt when talking about revenge in Hamlet, too. I think that revenge is always associated with guilt in some way. Great post!
ReplyDeleteGreat Job! I think you worte an excellente piece. I really like the way you set your blog up! Being able to "buy revenge" is kind of awesome. I hope to read more from you soon!
ReplyDeleteI really liked how you really put your own ideas into your blog. Especaially with the ideas of revenge. I thought those were really funny. I also think your blog is very original and no one else though of any of these things for this blog. Keep up the great work!
ReplyDeleteYour blog was awesome! I like how you put in some kind of situations of some sort that could happen to anyone! The ones you chose we're funny and I actually got a laugh out of it. :)
ReplyDeleteThose are great ideas for those situations. I just might have to try some of them.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog so much! You seem like a hilarious person! I like how your post was like a plot twist. Instead of giving people advice on how to deal with revenge, you told them how to get revenge. I love it! And your ideas were really funny! I especially liked the one where your boyfriend cheats on you. And the video you linked to, I love that video so much! I actually saw it as a GIF on tumblr, but it's the same thing. I laugh at that so much every time. I really liked your post because it's creative and funny!
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