HEY YOU!! Yeah You! Watch your back you never know who might be planning some revenge on you! (;
Do you know what revenge is?
Revenge is to exact punishment for a wrong doing.
Revenge is something that is found all around us, people plan revenge for all sorts of things. There's revenge for murder, fights, rumors, karma, etc. You got it there's revenge for just about anything you do everyday, who knows maybe someone is even plotting revenge for the way you brush your teeth in the morning...you never know! I mean there are even websites where you can even buy revenge, how silly is that? I mean your ex cheated on you, your boyfriend's being a jerk, your mom took your phone away, your neighbor ran over your beloved dog, don't worry about it because there is some sort of revenge out there for you!
Just because I like all my fellow blog viewers, and posters, here are some amazing revenge ideas:
1.) Situation: Your neighbor ran over your dog.
Revenge: You adopt a new dog, and have the neighbor's lawn become the dogs new bathroom. That'll sure show him to watch his driving skills.
2.) Situation: Your boyfriend cheated on you.
Revenge: Call up all of your girlfriends, and have them call their girlfriends, and tell them that he was gay anyways. Oops...looks like he won't be getting any more girlfriends in the future...Sorry!
3.) Situation: Your mom takes your phone away.
Revenge: Buy a new cellphone, and disconnect yours, this way your mom gets stuck with that giant end of contact fee. Ouch...start digging in those pockets mom, that's going to me a hefty fine.
4.) Situation: Your new puppy ate your brand new Tiffany's necklace.
Revenge: Put the puppy's bed outside on your deck for the night, make sure you put up a gate; we don't want to kill the cute puppy. I'm sure he won't do that again, after enjoying his night outside under the "stars."
5.) Situation: The movie guy scammed you out of $5 on your movie ticket.
Revenge: Next time you go the movies, knowing that you will get scammed again, record this "scam" and report it to his supervisor. He can say bye-bye to his job, awh darn, stinks to be a scam artist.
Here's a great revenge video for you all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk
**All revenge ideas, and situations, were made up by me.**
Revenge tied into Hamlet:
I'm sure all of you have heard of the work of literature "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare, this work of literature is based upon a lot of revenge. The wonderful Prince Hamlet is seeking revenge on King Claudius, who is also his uncle and now father, after Hamlet discovers that Claudius is the one who murdered his father. Not only is Hamlet seeking revenge, but Larates is now seeking revenge, after Hamlet accidently killed his father and his sister, Ophelia, drowns. To help with his revenge Larates seeks the help of King Claudius who is beginning to feel the guilt of him murdering his brother. This will be an interesting twist to see who can survive each others revenge.
Sources:
Dictionary.com. N.p., n.d. Web. 14 Jan. 2013.
<http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/revenge?s=t>.
